10 reasons Why I DREAD being a woman

1) I stand more chances of getting killed even before I'm born.

2) In the middle of the night, if I get an inspiration to write something, I can't go for a stroll in the park to get it done.

3) All sacrifices are defaulted to me.

4) In the name of marriage, I have to play savior in the lives of immature men. 

5) Quite often, I seem like an object.

6) It's always me who's expected to follow all 'protocols'.

7) If he's in a fit of rage and is speaking trash.. "C'mon he's a man", but if I stress out, I'm hysteric and I need therapy.

8) Loads of technical issues.

9) If some one has been led astray, then I'm accused as the tempter.

10) The beauty of my heart is seldom known.

10 reasons Why it's GREAT to be a woman

1)  I can make a home or break a home.


2)  I have the freedom to cry. I don't have to pretend dry-eyes to show that I am bold.


3)  I only need a bunch of flowers or a box of chocolates or in some rare cases a diamond necklace ;) to    overlook a mistake. Bottom line - I can forgive easily.


4)  If I can't do something, I can ask for help, No one is gonna tell me, "C'mon, be a MAN.."


5)  I can multi-task. Strict-cool mom, beautiful-patient wife, Wise-warm colleague, Tough-talented shopper, fun-forever friend, generous-understanding sibling, Obedient-loving daughter, Caring-Careful daughter-in-law.


6)  The devil is scared of my ability to travel on my knees.


7)  With or without Paychecks, I always have loads to give.


8)  I know how women think.


9)  It doesn't matter how much fathers slog, kids love their mothers more.


10) I can wear a sari, a skirt, a jean, a maxi, a salwar, trousers or a frock. One dress for each  day for a week. My choices are many.

Happy Woman's Day ! What's your list??